The Numbers of Saturday Morning

1 - How many of us are awake and at work

2 - How many of us are awake and studying (or writing this post) on the couch

3 - How many of us are still dead asleep

0 - The number of working kitchen sinks we have

40 - The temperature (Fahrenheit) in this apartment since someone left the cooler on high last night

116 - The number of flashcards I've gone through this morning

75 - The number of terms I have to learn from chapter 6 alone

3 - The number of blankets required to keep from shivering in here

52 - Hours until I take my first midterm

83 - Days until Christmas break (and also the Hobbit!!!)

3 - Cartons of ice cream we'll probably buy later today

7 - Pairs of underwear that were worn to class yesterday by our apartment

3 - Cups of apple cider I intend to drink today

6 - Hours I'll probably spend on campus studying today

-Lady Distain-

MEGA-BEDS, HOME BOYS AND WASHINGTON...

These three things, though insignificant and meaningless to some, have led us here. They have brought us to a place where we are forced to accept all the embarrassing, awkward and full blown inappropriate situations that come with living in Provo. We are no longer ashamed of our social blunders, in fact we welcome them, and therefore would like to share them.. with you. Yes, you! We realize that as you embark on this journey there may be feelings of unsurety with the occasional (perhaps frequent) spout of utter disgust.. not to mention the overwhelming haze of confusion and disbelief that may impede your ability to complete simple daily tasks in a normal, socially-acceptable fashion. But rather than simply repressing these scarring moments (like normal human beings), we have decided to post them. On the internet. For all to see. Yes, we know. You're welcome. So whether you (unfortunately) know what we are going though or just take pleasure in the pain and suffering of your average BYU Sophomores, we hope this blog will make you more satisfied than devouring a Chipotle burrito after 3 days of fasting..

What? I had to throw in a Mormon joke somewhere!

-Lady Lucy-